Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
this boner is exhausting
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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