Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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