Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
You made out with two different species that night
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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