He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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