I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
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