I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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