i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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