i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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