well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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