margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
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