i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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