My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
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