The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
She bit a glass in half.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
you never un-have a 4some
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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