Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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