just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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