Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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