PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Randomize
