Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Your shirt... Was in my pants
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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