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I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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