why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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