I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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