don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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