i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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