You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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