Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
accomplished twins. life is a go
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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