I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
