How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Two words: nipple clamps
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