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don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
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