everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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