I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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