i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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