Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
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