I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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