Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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