try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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