IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Is it because I queefed?
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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