Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
