It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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