I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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