So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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