Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
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