I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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