I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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