There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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