yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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