Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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