At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I see more hoeing in ur future
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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