How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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