I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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