Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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