My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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