plz talk dirty to me
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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