You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
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