I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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