Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Randomize
