What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Randomize
