he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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